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Berapa banyak wanita?

Posted: November 24, 2012 in husband and wife

Istri bertanya suami:
– Sayang, berapa banyak wanita yang telah Anda miliki dalam hidup Anda?
suami:
-Satu, dua, tiga, empat, lima, enam, tujuh, Anda, sembilan, sepuluh.

Some new dresses

Posted: October 30, 2012 in husband and wife

– I definitely need to order some new dresses.
– Well, says the husband, but all your cupboards are full of dresses!
– I know, but all my neighbors saw them.!
– If it would be better to change the neighborhood, would be much cheaper.

Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought new for the toilet brush.”
Husband: “I saw, but still prefer toilet paper.”

Man and woman

Posted: October 28, 2012 in husband and wife

It’s called a lucky man who earns more than his wife can spend. It’s called a lucky woman who finds such a man.