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Submarine dan mabuk

Posted: November 13, 2012 in Drunks jokes

Dua orang di penjara. Yang pertama bertanya:
– Berapa usia yang Anda diberikan?
– 15!
– Untuk apa?
– Aku memecahkan beberapa jendela di tempat kerja.
– Di mana Anda bekerja?
– Pada kapal selam ..

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3 pemabuk di

Posted: November 13, 2012 in Drunks jokes

3 pemabuk di mengetuk pintu untuk membuka pintu tapi masih terkejut doamne.Femeia Pemabuk Satu jawaban: Saya datang ke drive suami Anda pulang tetapi tidak tahu mana dari kita.

3 drunkard

Posted: October 30, 2012 in Drunks jokes

3 drunkards knock at a woman’s door. The woman opens the door and gets surprised! One of the drunkards says: “we helped your husband to get home, but we don’t know which one of us is the husband

A man sitting in a hotel bar and sees a cool girl at another table. Call the waiter and tells him to invite him to dinner. The waiter returns:
– Miss said he could not come because he has his prosthetic legs and creaking, but you may want to go to her table!
The man go, talk and finally invites her in his hotel room. Female refused because his hearing creaking, and invites him in the bushes. They go in the bushes, and start to f**k.
Two drunks later:
– Look, boys! That’s more drunk than we: f**k a wheelbarrow!