Archive for the ‘Blond jokes’ Category

Tiga blondes terjebak dalam lift

Posted: November 14, 2012 in Blond jokes

Tiga blondes terjebak dalam lift ternyata berteriak “membantu, membantu”. Pada satu titik, salah satunya: – Mengapa Anda menangis secara bersamaan? Dan mereka mulai “secara bersamaan secara bersamaan”.

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Blonde dan pejalan kaki

Posted: November 14, 2012 in Blond jokes

Seorang polisi berhenti sopir pirang dan berkata: – Madam, Anda telah melampaui ukuran apapun. Minggu ini telah melangkah lima pejalan kaki. – Dan berapa banyak saya diperbolehkan?

Blonde and coffee

Posted: October 30, 2012 in Blond jokes

A blonde secretary on her first day at work, you need to do
coffee from her colleagues. What never made coffee, goes to
restaurant across the street with a thermos in hand:
– Mr. waiter, enter this coffee thermos 6?
– Yes, lady, get more. – Says the waiter.
– Oh what good’s it! I’ve saved! Take 6 coffee then. two of
sugar, two without and two cappuccinos.

Weight loss

Posted: October 30, 2012 in Blond jokes
A blonde in pharmacy:
– Do you have something cheap weight loss?
– Yes, the patch!
– And where to put?
– On the mouth!