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Satu unit komunis Rusia

Posted: November 14, 2012 in Army jokes

Dalam satu hari musim dingin yang sengit, sebuah unit dari Kolonel komunis Rusia menghapus semua tentara di luar, telanjang, dan berkata:
– All’ll menemukan merah, facebook
Setelah Kolonel jam duduk – tentara kedua dipandang sebagai hidung memerah. Dia bergegas kepadanya dan memotong dia dan tanyakan:
– Rasanya sakit, tentara?
– Tidak, Pak!
– Kenapa, tentara?
– Karena saya seorang prajurit dari Uni Soviet!
– Baiklah, prajurit!
Jangan tinggal Kolonel setengah jam dan memerah penis tampak seperti seorang prajurit. Happy, bergegas ke arahnya dan memotong dia, kemudian meminta tentara:
– Rasanya sakit, tentara?
– Tidak, Pak!
– Kenapa, tentara?
– Nah, aku adalah orang di belakang saya …!

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The soldier

Posted: October 30, 2012 in Army jokes

A soldier goes to his commander and says:
– Allow to report! Among us are fags!
– What you say you rely on it, soldier?
– Well, the fact that my lipstick is gone! …

The general

Posted: March 18, 2012 in Army jokes

The general goes to visit a field hospital:
– What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
– Hemorrhoids, sir!
– You know the treatment?
– Brush with methylene blue, sir!
– Do you have any desire?
– Food is a little …
– Write sergeant: double portion and filling!
In another bed:
– What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
– Hemorrhoids, sir!
– You know the treatment?
– Brush with methylene blue, sir!
– Do you have any desire?
– I miss home.
– Write sergeant: two weeks holiday in the country!
And so are still some few patients suffering from hemorrhoids. In a corner stood a puny salon, woe to his mother:
– What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
– Tonsillitis, sir!
– You know the treatment?
– Brush with methylene blue, sir!
– Do you have any desire?
– Let us give a brush that we have only one …